This or That

Hanako World peace or conquering the world?

World peace Speed reading or speed typing?

Reading. Madonna or Paula Abdul (both circa 1985)

Madonna you can't hold it any longer: piss or shit your pants

I can't remember the last time I pissed my pants, but I can remember the last time I shit them... Damn sharts, they'll catch you by surprise. If you're ever not sure if it's a fart, clench those cheeks, clench those cheeks. Hunger or thirst?

Hunger Bush junior or sarah palin?

*Shrugs* I only know names from anime/game characters. Headache OR brainfreeze

Brainfreeze Ran over or gunned over

Ran over - better chance of surviving. One night stand with Bobcat Goldthwait (you don't have to look, but DO have to listen to him) OR Self-pierce your ears and nips with a rusty plastic spork, then connect all piercings with an alternating pattern of paper clips and pull tabs

Bobcat. He can't be that bad. I'd probably end up dominating and gagging him. Eat a live, whole adult tapeworm, or start a fight with fifteen drunk Thai boxer ladyboys?