This or That

Seal, they are cute Drown in the sea or burn in lava

Drown at sea Being trapped under a rock or an elevator with no help coming

Under a rock, I been in the elevator one marry a beast or sleep for 1000 years (be belle or sleeping beauty, please think oringals)

marry a beast xD i mean bell did it.. kiss a carrot in public or go on a amusement park date with a watermelon?

swim with eels.. my logic..since they are smaller lol yuri or yaoi?

there we go got it. go out with the watermelon, they are awesome. have the worlds fastest internet and no dc but are unable to ever touch or go outwith another human being again. or get the person of your dreams and never be allowed on the internet ever again.

The latter. Real people will always trump the Internet xD Step on glass barefoot or eat only black licorice for the rest of your life?

Step on glass (there is a way to step on it without getting hurt) Be chased by wolves or cannibals?

Be chased by wolves. Wolves in North America aren't that aggressive, are they? Also, it's easier to scare them away than it is with cannibals. If cannibals made their minds to eat you...there is no hope for an emotional appeal XD A life without wifi or a life without vision?