Sweet nerdy guys who can cook?

when they ask if im sweet https://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Yeah+but+that+meme+is+for+quot+now+is+not+the+_d111cb257089c588590c46b49ce5333c.png taste me and find out lol but seriously though im sweet, im also nerdy as hell, and i can cook :D everything i make comes out 5 mins later than it needed to be BUT I SWEAR I CAN COOK

I've been called all three, but I'm not sure if I actually meet those standards. I've been called sweet, but I've held knives to asshole's in vital places when they really piss me off. I've been called nerdy, but i only listen heavy metal/ rock most of the time. I've been called a good cook, but I can't make much besides the best goddamned cake ever.