Your best pun ~~

What smells and sounds like a bell? 'Dung'

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. anyone else google their answers :P?

@theCordCutter Shakespeare himself said the smartest sense of humor is a pun :P then again he isn't everything ppl shake him up to me! (this is why I googled my puns .3.).....

I cant stand - Being in a wheelchair @(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) best name EU I overheard them from friends or etc., how probably got it from the internet <.< . Does that count as googling puns ? :P

Yesterday I heard about a guy who had a heart attack right outside of a hospital. What a stroke of luck! Unfortunately they had to amputate his left foot because of his diabetes. Now he doesn't have a leg to stand on.