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greatest fear when having sex

jikokun
I see! Thats a good reason. You know its weird. Why did they name Trojan condoms that? I mean.. it was a giant, more or less, battering ram with people inside, bursting out of it and invading the inside of the keep.. I mean. Yeah..
yaasshat
One more thing as a male that I'm glad I didn't have my first time, pain.:P As for my precum speall.... One. You can get tested for stds. Made sure of that. You only have yourself to blame if you choose to go at it blind. Two. You try not orgasming...:P Three. God bless birth control ( even if it's not a guarantee).;) Now they just need to hurry up on the male pill.
jikokun
Taylor, it expands to get bigger than a pinhole. Try it, you'll see! :p
taylorhime
I'm adopting ^^ You're not helping, Kouta!
jikokun
Also, asshat just is too poor to buy condoms, hence the justification!
yaasshat
Put on some Barry white, light some candles, take a bubble bath and enjoy. Or is it only me?.... I'll stop before I derail much more.:P Edit: Jiko, nope. Condoms just don't feel as good, not even the newer ( !@#$%&% EXPENSIVE ones, sheesh $18 to prevent 18 years...as if)ones. Not advice to live by, but it's worked so far for me *crosses fingers*.
jikokun
You're still young. That magical day will come (no pun intended) when you will experience your first one. Try and find a small one one first. Id say asshat, but hes hung like an elephant, so maybe go with shinyumi!
imperialnutcase
lol i have a kid... and what are you afraid of the pregnancy or the first time having sex taylor... in my opinion you should be worried about having a kid more than having sex... kid is like.... 10 times larger than the penis you had to have sex with to begin with haha.... but preg isnt that bad after everything is said and done you will love it.
taylorhime
^ Which is why I am adopting!
jikokun
Ill hand taylor the coathanger when she finally gets some. ;)
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