You know what I like? Thick, Meaty Long

SASUAGES. MMMM.. ITALITAN SAUSAGES ARE THE BEST.

<Insert obligatory "I'll show you MY thick, meaty, long sausage" line here> Now that that's outta the way. Yeah sausage is good.

Mmmmm~~ Tyler~ -Licks Lips- I might take you up on that offer... But only if I get to taste it. You can't have it all to yourself..Mmmmm~ -TAKES OUT FORK AND KNIFE- Make sure you cook it correctly...Also don't fork it or all the delicious..juice will leak out..Mmmnmnnn -Mouth gets watery- Hnggnghgjdf

Ooooh baby. Well if you think you can handle my BIG MEATY SAUSAGE, please feel free to try. *whips it out* http://static4.vipasuite.com/resources/dyn/files/283325/_fn/big_meaty_summer_sausage.jpg

WOW ITS SO MEATY..-Touches it and grabs it, feeling it.- Mmmm so BIG AND MEATY..Just how I like it. I Want it!! I want your big meaty sausage..!! Give to to me..-LOOKS UP AT YOU LONGINGLY- GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!

http://puu.sh/85sTn/37a976a18b.jpg k 8D *shoves it down your throat* NOW TAKE ALL OF IT, YOU SLUT. AND NO STOPPING TO CATCH YOUR BREATH EITHER.

OMG LMFAO L-ELF L-ELF LMAO EWWWNOOOWTFFF -TAKES IT OUT OF MOUTH- WTFFF IS WRONG WITH YOU I SAID GIVE IT TO ME NOT SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT, SASUAGE NEEDS TO BE THOROUGHLY COOKED BEFORE EATEN.