My Delorean is broken.
Blue Eyes White Dragon @jotarokaiba
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My Delorean is broken.
Blue Eyes White Dragon @jotarokaiba
Hi. I just wanted to ask if there is a way to travel back in time without a delorean, or how to repair one. Because my Delorean is broken. Now I cant travel back to 1955. Not that I want to. I just dont like the fact that I cant.l I probably wouldnt do it anyway if I could, but it pisses me off that I cant.
xRukix @xrukix
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Chrono-impairment - A genetic anomaly is the means of travel here. Drawbacks include travelling solo, strictly to the past occurring during your own lifetime, and arriving naked, necessitating theft of clothes and money on arrival.
Self-hypnosis - Never underestimate the power of the human mind. If our species wants something badly enough we can make it happen through sheer willpower.
(Hiro Superhero Ability) - This is about as fuss-free as time travel gets. A blink of the eyes and you can jump both time and place, forward and backward. A mere touch takes a friend or two along and there's no hanging about. Travel is instantaneous.
Memory Power (aided by journals, photos, and film reels) - This backward-only, individual method of travel through your lifespan has consequences to your health, with the bloody nose making another appearance and damage to the brain as multiple timeline versions of alternate lives' memories start stacking up.
Photographic Images - A batch of developing liquid, mutated over the centuries, allows travellers to enter photos and slides of family snaps and historic images and become a part of the events, which have come to life.
Time Helmet - This headgear, although not very fashionable with its sparkler inserts, is portable, easily stored and multi-time-directional.
Galactic Entity Time Sphere - We must admit that the time sphere is a fairly unknown quantity. The claim is that it's self-paradox-correcting, and it achieves this by ridding the universe of any duplicate travellers created in each one-way trip back in time.
Guardian Of Forever Time Portal - The attraction of portal travel is clear: it can accommodate groups of travellers at a time, there's no advance preparation necessary, and travellers can leisurely step through to a new era with no ill effects to be faced.
Time Holes (and the map to locate them) - If you don't mind the company of six loud, bawdy and thieving travel companions, you can pop to historic locations and times with the help of a map of locations to holes in the fabric of the universe.
The Island (from lost) - Why settle for a cramped box or even a simple car for your chosen method of time travel? If you act quickly you can have your very own island, and can travel through time in paradise!
(X)Delorean - This vehicle certainly made a better time travel machine than it did a car and with the ability to travel both forward and backward with high accuracy, it's sure to be a popular choice. but yours is broken...could get another one.
Car/Tunnel - This one-way form of time travel is a little on the cramped side and, with truth in advertising, not all two-passenger rides end in their desired destination, as evidenced by the two large red stains at the end of the tunnel runway.
Time Travel Flying Car - Don't let the cartoon look of this model fool you. This is a perfectly capable machine, with extra shine, a nice retro look, and a comfortable and exciting ride that can easily take you and a friend forward in time to see how your relatives are faring.
The Time Machine - Now, here is an example of gorgeous engineering. Not only stylish, with Victorian flourishes and highly detailed trimmings, this conveyance offers two-way, open air travel at speeds controlled by the passenger.
Science Experiment Gone "Kaka" - If you're looking for a time travel method that's exact and fully manageable, then you may want to keep browsing. This time-hopping contraption can shift you almost anywhere, as long as the events are within your own lifetime. Rather than troubling you with arriving in a strange place where no one knows you, this handy and timely transporter zaps you right into the body of another person, giving you full control of them, letting you interact with everyone without the trifling question of who you are.
A Hot Tub - Well, you can't knock this one for its luxury element. How better to travel throughout time than with warm jets of water relaxing your body as you do so?
Big 'Ol Skynet Time Machine - Not one for the portable equipment devotee, this building-sized method of time travel is good for zipping to any time or place, making it a very flexible temporal transportation device. Sadly, it does have a few drawbacks.
Phone Booth - While it's hardly a spacious ride, with nowhere to sit, the time travelling phone booth is a fine choice for two or a few travellers.
nii_chan112 @nii_chan112
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nii_chan112 @nii_chan112
^If that last one is referring to the T.A.R.D.I.S., it's larger on the inside. Like a lot larger.
bombader @bombader
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bombader @bombader
He might be referring to Bill and Ted's adventure.
nii_chan112 @nii_chan112
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nii_chan112 @nii_chan112
Ah yes how could I forget! Still, T.A.R.D.I.S. rules.
Blue Eyes White Dragon @jotarokaiba
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Blue Eyes White Dragon @jotarokaiba
My delorean problem remains. Just as donnie darko predicted...
Amrod @amrodcalanor
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Amrod @amrodcalanor
T.A.R.D.I.S over all
Time machines usually break on you and leave you stranded. I'd rather not risk it.
Besides even with good insurance the time surveyors wouldnt get to you for repairs for at least a few months.
Karasu @kain_karasu
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Karasu @kain_karasu
Have you tried using duct tape and/or hitting it with a hammer Blue Eyes?
Blue Eyes White Dragon @jotarokaiba
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Blue Eyes White Dragon @jotarokaiba
hammer yes. But I thought its called duck tape so I taped a duck and threw it at the delorean. now I know what went wrong
Karasu @kain_karasu
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Karasu @kain_karasu
Might want to use a bigger hammer just in case as well, preferably avoiding the duck...it's probably had enough trauma...
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