Taking Over the World: for dummies

First: grab car keys Next: leave house . . . (Add your own instructions)

Step 3: Start car. Step 4: Drive to the local barbershop... (Further instructions needed)

Step 5: Get a signature haircut. (You want to be noticed, right?) Step 6: Read the newspaper while waiting for the barber to finish your haircut... (Please enter another coin to continue.)

Step:7 After you finish your paper and the barber is still not done because your hair is too fabulous to be anything less than perfect, get on 4chan and start a meme. 8: While still on your smart phone enter God of Conquest mode and go on every social network and instill one of your ideals in the most subtlest of ways. Ideas are bullet proof take advantage of that. 9: A year later the internet seed you planted has become a phenomenon. Your next step is to start a movement and get the masses involved physically. Take advantage of the weak of heart and weak minded they are easy to manipulate the cults of the past has shown us that. I actually did 3 steps already so I'm just going to end it here and let someone else continue.

Step 10: Hitler came back from the dead and he gave you advice of how to taking out the world. Step 11: the conversation Ending quickly gun shoots and bombs were thrown everywhere and missed Hitlerand then army of huggable CareBear appeared...

Step 12: you unzip your pants to present your glorious shorts with hearts on it. Step 13: a flock of beautiful sexy ladies jump at you. DEAL WITH IT

Step 14: Pick one of those lucky ladies to be your right-hand woman. Step 15: Decide on a wicked name for your new gorgeous side-kick.

Step 16: Repeat steps 4 and 5 for the new side-kick Step 17: Kill Hitler (again) and conquer the CareBear Battalion Step 18: Party Like a Rockstar