Looking for New Place to Live and Roommate!~

Edit: Thanks everyone, but I just paid cash for a fairly large (4 bedroom+attic bdrm, 2000sqft) house in Toledo, Ohio. It was $32k, but looks amazing. If anyone is looking for a place that has insane deals on houses, come here! If you live around here, or want to move here, maybe I'd be willing to rent a room to you (for close friends, I'd only require the bills be split). Too bad I can't delete all the troll comments. C'mon guys, is it really that hard to believe I'm being serious about this? Nice to know there are lots of sheltered brats on here.

Nah, I like to think of myself as a person who can sense danger a mile away. I'm quite good at judging character, and am very careful.

Actually it sounds really cool granted it is dangerous but I would be Willing to do what she's doing although I have a problem with two of her rules I would help her out I could

Edit: You DON'T need to already have an apartment or place to stay. I need my name on a lease to help build credit. -Community college is not the same as a University. Universities are far more expensive. -Some rules are compromisable, depending on reasons and circumstances. I know some people can't live without their crack/weed or beer, and the only problems I have with it are the effects it has on how someone behaves. If you can handle that stuff without becoming destructive in any way, then I'd let it go. -Yes, this thread is serious, I'm not a troll. I created it because I figured there had to be someone out there who wants to get out of a current living situation and try a new place with a new roommate. I'm not using a roommate website, because I highly doubt many "regular" people could stand myself and my interests. -If you live with your parents, yet are VERY serious about becoming independent, and particularly like what I've written on my profile, too, I can pay for stuff until you get a job. I will be the only one signing the lease until then, however, and if you're being lazy about it, I'll kick you out in a heartbeat.