Funny anime quotes

Share your funny quotes from animies! and start! (〜￣▽￣)〜 People die when they are killed.. - Shirou Emiya from fate stay night.

huh, i think not - Dark Schneider from Bastard (english dub) for the full effect watch the video up till the quote, it's so bad it's good. http://youtu.be/5m2MGqiigcE

"You should know by now that I only laugh at pain. And it's about to get real funny!" - Giroro, Keroro Gunso.

LOL awesome come on people more funny quotes! :D "Misa: I can't even imagine a world without Light... L: Yes, it would be quite dark." From Death Note

Katsura: “Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?” Gintoki: “Shut up, scum.” Katsura: “They’re not scum!” “They’re Zombrows” Gintoki: “At this rate, we may be the only sane ones left in the kabuki district. Isn’t there a way to get out of this mess Katsura?” Katsura: They’re not Katsura, they’re Zombrows!” Gintoki: “Crap the Zombrows found- eh?! Gintoki:” And what are you so happy about?! You seriously piss me off idiot” Katsura: “Gintoki, I won’t forget that, you said it you call them “Zombrows” it’s decided they’re called Zombrows!” Hijikata: “I don’t care anymore -moomin. Let’s kill Okita.” Okita: “Die, Hijikata.” Hijikata: “Die, Okita.” Okita: “Die, Okita…oops, messed up…Hijikata” Shinpachi: Gin-san, this isn’t looking good. Gintoki: Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age. Kagura: That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible. Shinpachi: I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this! Gintoki: Our checkbook? Kagura: Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that! Gintoki: “Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?”