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nani? xD how long you two are together? :o (thats pretty cute and wholesome btw)

i think i actually never welcomed you nor your gf welcome to mo! hope you enjoy your stay here (and if you are already here hope you are enjoying your stay here idk xD) since when you are here xD?

Gn, dude. My boss makes like the best pizza in Miami, it's super tough to look at pizza all day. Especially since most of the merchandise, will be free to eat at anytime.

I had to quit, I thought making money as a bouncer would be easy money. Didn't know why clubs always needed one. Till I saw the monthly checks. I swear they don't pay enough to handle spoiled rich kids. It's also like I couldn't touch them. In Miami security officers can't lay a finger on anybody. Not even to grab them, and toss them outside. There is also another dumb law where if I blocked the exit, so a criminal won't pass. It'll be "violating his rights" I have to let him pass. The security has no right to "harm someone by preventing movement'. All I could do is stare, and file a huge dumb log to the police about everything I saw. Now, I'm back to being a pizza boy. My boss at least pays me at $8.50 a hour. Still cool to show off my security license though.

My rant fuel has been exhausted, that takes like a year of rage build up. Yes, my brother and I are okay, we just got a couple of flesh wounds. We still are paying off that 20k debt, funny thing is the insurance my bro got refuses to pay for it. The excuse was that we violated a contract that says and I quote "he who crashes before the first month ends, makes you declared as a insurance fraud". I'm glad Miami made me very resilient though. It's the prime reason why I'm such a kuudere in nature.

---"Why Florida, Miami Sucks"--- By: Bashful_Hubris Epilogue: Have you ever heard of the possibly worse place to live in? No? Well I got you a story , of truly epic proportions. Floridia might not suck as much as a whole, but Florida Miami might be the worse possible place to live in United States. Follow me on this journey, as I show you the magical world of Miami and it's civilians. Can you survive my world, for even a single day? Lets see you try! Chapter 1: Crime Activity. Oh boy, I can't possibly tell you how much crime there is in Miami. There is prostitutes prowling the city, not the attractive ones either. The kind with a stoma, and cracked out eyes that glare from you across the bar room. It was a terrifying experience. I was walking to work, then boom surprise vomit! Was it from a rando prostitute? Yep, you won a new uniform! Which you have to pay 300$ dollars for! Clubbing is the whole center of Miami! You know what brings clubbing? You guessed it! That crack cocaine, mhm nothing like a bunch of toxic loonies jumping around, making your security job that much unbearable. Have you ever tried find the naked guy in the part of coked up party-do-wells? No? That's funny because its virtually impossible to stop a guy in such a crowed. Neither the police wants that piece of hot action. Feeling sick to your stomach yet? Well I got a prize for you! My brother had to got to the hospital! Three times! You know why? You guessed it Miami is the number one of worst place to drive, ever! All he has to do is drive into a intersection while its green light then, bam! Rich snotty kid ran over my bro and I, I never felt I could spin 3,000 times in under one second! Worse of all, since that kid was the spawn of some CEO a**hole. We had to pay $20,000 yay! Why would you think that I now take the bus? Ooh no, what possibly can go wrong in a bus full of thieves? I don't know! Take a wild guess! My wallet gets stolen every week or so. So I literally had to bring a empty wallet to work, 24/7. I don't blame them though, everything is so damn expensive! To get a mini-can of coke will be $5.50, and that will be anywhere you'll go in downtown. As a bouncer from a club, I get 8$ minimum! The rich people in suites made a city law that, "all security personal can be paid at minimum wage"! Just so some rich dude can hold on all the money! Have you seen penguinz0 Miami impressions? https://youtu.be/TF_VM-zW35g I barely survive in Miami, everyone does some criminal activity one way or another. I admittedly ripped off some sucker on some used fair tickets, just to get enough money to get on the bus. I am a prisoner of this city of sins. Not even the churches are safe, most are these "churches" are stupid money laundering scams. With a hey, hip , howdy-doo, I just sang for you! Now put $5,000 in the hat because Jesus commands it! I use to believe in god, but after so many churches behaving this way. I sorta lost faith in Miami. Chapter 2: To be continued... Whew that took a lot out of me, and that was just only the crime part. Sorry I exploded like that on some rando, I know you might think differently about Florida. I just so happened to get the worst parts of Florida.