Epic gamer moment #1938199876543324
youve awoken in a far away distant future where Tommy has not said the word slut for 7 years. The world has been engulfed by utter despair. Riots are taking place. Wars are being waged. Everyone just lost faith in humanity after not hearing Tommy say slut. No one knows what to do without Tommy's guidance and wisdom, so their minds and hearts have become frustrated and confused. The world population has been in massive decline due to all the wars and murders. Humanity is on the verge of its demise.
Suddenly, on the world's most quiet day, a man emerged from the shadows. A man no other than the one they called Tommy. The man everyone had been waiting for. The man everyone desperately needed in these times of great conflict. Tommy held a conference meeting where many showed up and was broadcasted to the entire world. It was on this day that every world's war, riot, and conflict had stopped. Everyone was eagerly and anxiously waiting to see what Tommy would say.
Tommy walked up to the podium. Everyone was watching his movement very attentively without missing a single heartbeat or blink. The atmosphere at the conference meeting was dense. It was finally time for Tommy to speak. Tommy cleared his throat to prepare himself, and it was as soon as he mouthed the first two letters "sl-" that a loud bang was heard. The world's last and only hope had been shot by an unknown watcher from the crowd. That bullet marked the day that earth was truly over.
youve awoken in a far away distant future where Tommy has not said the word slut for 7 years. The world has been engulfed by utter despair. Riots are taking place. Wars are being waged. Everyone just lost faith in humanity after not hearing Tommy say slut. No one knows what to do without Tommy's guidance and wisdom, so their minds and hearts have become frustrated and confused. The world population has been in massive decline due to all the wars and murders. Humanity is on the verge of its demise.
Suddenly, on the world's most quiet day, a man emerged from the shadows. A man no other than the one they called Tommy. The man everyone had been waiting for. The man everyone desperately needed in these times of great conflict. Tommy held a conference meeting where many showed up and was broadcasted to the entire world. It was on this day that every world's war, riot, and conflict had stopped. Everyone was eagerly and anxiously waiting to see what Tommy would say.
Tommy walked up to the podium. Everyone was watching his movement very attentively without missing a single heartbeat or blink. The atmosphere at the conference meeting was dense. It was finally time for Tommy to speak. Tommy cleared his throat to prepare himself, and it was as soon as he mouthed the first two letters "sl-" that a loud bang was heard. The world's last and only hope had been shot by an unknown watcher from the crowd. That bullet marked the day that earth was truly over.
