Maid

Haha aren't you sweet? If I talk real life though, I don't think I could ever have a maid/butler tbh. I'm a Captain Levi level "clean freak" who can't leave a mess anywhere, and I love to cook. So even if I hired somebody, they would barely have anything to do since I would still be doing stuff around the house and kitchen anyway. I guess they would end up more like some sort of buddy who keeps me company in the mansion, and have the misfortune of being employed to listen to my awful jokes rather than doing their actual job. xD

A maid huh? Ever since I've binge played Touhou as a teenager....I have a PTSD whenever I encounter one. Especially if you carry around antique pocket watch.