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>be me >get Fallout 4 for Christmas >notice that Fallout 3 is included for free >cool! >see Fallout 4 in the Marketplace, get more information on the deal >buy the game, get code for Fallout 3 within 7-10 days delivered to your message center >wait eagerly >day 11 >no code >be upset >go on Xbox support >tell them your problem and ask them if they can get your code >they ask if you bought it digitally, 3rd party, or a hard copy >say "hard copy" but don't send the message just yet >go see box >check it out a bit more >code for it is inside >ohshitnigger.jpg >slowly approach the computer again >shamefully exit the page without responding

I wrote two poems. "Mountain Dew" 36 cans of Mountain Dew, I'm more MLG than you. "Pick Up Stix" 666, I like Pick Up Stix.

I stepped in a puddle and got my shoes and socks soaking wet. I've been walking around in them for 7 hours now. Gross.

I do understand that this is a dating site, but the fact that there are 30-40 year olds on here that have anime girls as their profile pictures and, just like a 12 year-old weeaboo, post things like "Kawaii desu, Sugoi-chan!" makes me want to cry my eyeballs out.

I'm currently at the stage in between joking about getting a dakimakura and buying one. In other words, deliberating.

>be me >dance to twenty one pilots songs in cat ear headphones at 2 AM >cry >fall on floor >cry more >what are you doing with your life