mariahaise

Shit....talk about the black sheep.... This is why I don't associate myself or get involved with my family at all, somebody fucks up and suddenly I'm a part of it. Darn....from the sound of it the police at your place are more life-threatening than the actual criminals lol. Kinda like in Russia, where they are pretty much just glorified thieves and psychopaths in uniform. xD Sure hope you get to move soon. *sigh* I wish I had the power to help you out in any way, but sadly I have to liberate myself from my own share of bs first. Until then my hands are pretty much tied. Haha well, looks like we both have devil's luck at getting out of close calls. I'm quite similar to you in this regard, when everything goes to crapper most people freak out and make it even worse....and I'm just like: Shit happens....just roll with it.... -_- Lmao....prank you say It's just a prank bro! http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/That+s+not+really+my+job+description+_93faa6080913fdaaeb654a54f1472f17.jpg Just a prank okay?! https://media.tenor.com/images/2fe585a89061ff43a1c95f065804f779/tenor.gif Relax, it's just a prank! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2FiTGGWEAAekkG.jpg No seriously, it's April Fool's. Can't you take a joke? https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ALq_RtBcspM/TXVO2yTZu1I/AAAAAAAADXA/JZNj4NMk8og/s1600/tsar-bomba-largest-nuclear-bomb-explosion.png

Ugh....this site has become so boring and lifeless to me. Arc, Veru, Cotton, Matt the Ass Paladin etc., they all gone. The only ones left of our old crew are you, me, Fran, and Panda pretty much. Hate to admit it, but I miss those darn bastards. T_T https://i.warosu.org/data/cgl/img/0074/80/1396896619558.gif

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Aw don't be like that, it's gonna be fun c'mon! Luna's Apocalypse Radio Airtime: 25/7....yes....25 Range: Fucking global http://youtu.be/bOsKlHMfqbE https://media.giphy.com/media/CNFT4PSdvK18I/giphy.gif https://68.media.tumblr.com/10b4dd1e4ea889b3e06541ef85a96ef1/tumblr_nw389sGpHd1uazugyo1_500.gif http://i.imgur.com/s3bMRDO.gif ^ "Actual footage of me vs angry civilians with bleeding ears."

LOLOLOLOL just imagine the echo of my voice in every living being's mind on this planet being like: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/asu.gif

It's not their appearance. It's that infernal noise they're making from the fields at night when everything else is quiet, that makes me want to drink fucking Pine-Sol. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Why would I do that? The only way to defeat me would be beating the shit out of me till I can't take it anymore, sounds like a fun challenge for my enemies doesn't it? *pat* Life is suffering my dear sister, and do you know what suffering is? Fucking crickets! I live at the remote edge of my city with nothing but endless fields of wheat and sunflowers nearby. I CAN'T TAKE THAT DUBSTEP ANYMORE!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! https://68.media.tumblr.com/96099444b0db1ae9a63ac458da547600/tumblr_nwskb86GlG1tydz8to1_500.gif

If granted an immortal indestructible body, some people would use it for something smart or ambitious such as conquering the world or walk on surface of the Moon without the bothersome and isolating space suit, some would just rejoice at their unlimited lifespan and peacefully have fun for all eternity. And then there's me............................ http://youtu.be/PpPgUJ7zm5M

What can I say? They told me I should try and be a vegan, and shrooms are full of protein which serves as a perfect alternative to meat. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/391/f5e.jpg