mariahaise

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Aw don't be like that, it's gonna be fun c'mon! Luna's Apocalypse Radio Airtime: 25/7....yes....25 Range: Fucking global http://youtu.be/bOsKlHMfqbE https://media.giphy.com/media/CNFT4PSdvK18I/giphy.gif https://68.media.tumblr.com/10b4dd1e4ea889b3e06541ef85a96ef1/tumblr_nw389sGpHd1uazugyo1_500.gif http://i.imgur.com/s3bMRDO.gif ^ "Actual footage of me vs angry civilians with bleeding ears."

LOLOLOLOL just imagine the echo of my voice in every living being's mind on this planet being like: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/asu.gif

It's not their appearance. It's that infernal noise they're making from the fields at night when everything else is quiet, that makes me want to drink fucking Pine-Sol. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Why would I do that? The only way to defeat me would be beating the shit out of me till I can't take it anymore, sounds like a fun challenge for my enemies doesn't it? *pat* Life is suffering my dear sister, and do you know what suffering is? Fucking crickets! I live at the remote edge of my city with nothing but endless fields of wheat and sunflowers nearby. I CAN'T TAKE THAT DUBSTEP ANYMORE!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! https://68.media.tumblr.com/96099444b0db1ae9a63ac458da547600/tumblr_nwskb86GlG1tydz8to1_500.gif

If granted an immortal indestructible body, some people would use it for something smart or ambitious such as conquering the world or walk on surface of the Moon without the bothersome and isolating space suit, some would just rejoice at their unlimited lifespan and peacefully have fun for all eternity. And then there's me............................ http://youtu.be/PpPgUJ7zm5M

What can I say? They told me I should try and be a vegan, and shrooms are full of protein which serves as a perfect alternative to meat. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/391/f5e.jpg

Well there goes like half of the coffee cup through my nose, I'm done. xD I'm such a civilized and mature person huh? http://youtu.be/pgtSVwvxues

Oh yes, because we all watched enough sci-fi and fantasy to know where that is going. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j206/IrregularHunterZeroX/Album%20Covers/time_paradox2copy.png