mariahaise

You know very well I'm not a side dish. I'm all courses, baby. When you're done eating, completely stuffed and satisfied there'll still be twice as much of me left than what you already ate. You'd sooner be the side dish than me, honey. Still, you're lucky that I'm not after anybody else. Don't go ruining it for yourself again, Maria http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz144/miracle0990/TVD/ian-smile2.gif

That's not what you said last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Give up the act already. It's sexy as hell, but everybody knows ~.^ http://icachondeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/loki14.gif

Ohhh so that's what's going on here... Haha if you really think chores are a legit form of torture for me, than I'm afraid I have some bad news for ya. https://media.giphy.com/media/Vg0JstydL8HCg/giphy.gif

I don't really care about who's who. All I care about is that you're mine and I'm yours, honey ^-^ https://media.giphy.com/media/GY6FiWdFfRiX6/giphy.gif

I'm off to bed, honey ^-^ See you again tomorrow! :D http://coquelico.c.o.pic.centerblog.net/c6ae394a.gif

It's your choice, but I'm the one who always has to clean up after one of your "good story" producing sessions.... -_- https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4c/55/ac/4c55acbec95687de69b899719bb6b712.jpg

Ya still on that "gain eternal youth by drinking blood" thing? *shrugs* Well alright....it's your business.... https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gNDyKU3tgQg/UeuFtSbsI-I/AAAAAAAABiA/4mpg6sHqPRU/w506-h281/Is%2Bthat%2Ba%2Bdirty%2Bspot.png

Sup sis, you bored of this world yet? Can I make everyone explode now? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/97/81/97/97819708d97865b197847ca64c3dea4f.jpg

Y Damon so cul https://66.media.tumblr.com/57b168537e640bddd2143444f27d2593/tumblr_nz5ld9J0V81umx36yo1_500.gif