I'm dumb as f*ck...
"I realized why I love anime movies so much - they're the only place where running late to school with toast in your mouth counts as character development, and somehow having blue hair is less shocking than being single at 25. Meanwhile, in real life, I tried doing that dramatic anime rain scene where you stare pensively into the distance... and just ended up with foggy glasses and a cold. My cat wasn't impressed with my transformation sequence either.
"I realized why I love anime movies so much - they're the only place where running late to school with toast in your mouth counts as character development, and somehow having blue hair is less shocking than being single at 25. Meanwhile, in real life, I tried doing that dramatic anime rain scene where you stare pensively into the distance... and just ended up with foggy glasses and a cold. My cat wasn't impressed with my transformation sequence either.