Jacob

36 year old Male

Available, Straight

7日 ago

Dubuque, IA

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Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 17, 21 at 2:00pm

I am not sorry. Feel the cringe

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 17, 21 at 1:44pm

True chad

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Real men dont think girls are ugly

Jacob @jacobl89 Truly we are chads among men.

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 cute. still single tho

Jacob @jacobl89 There are 3 people this could apply to here. Which one?

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 17, 21 at 1:36pm

Ouch

Jacob @jacobl89 I can't even meme myself without error.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 16, 21 at 1:58pm

When you work from home you don't have to look good. You just have to exist.

Lisanthur @sanfi And still he looks fabulous! <3

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Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7

Mar 15, 21 at 4:36pm

My probably biggest chad moment was when i hit on a girl as a joke irl and she actually tried to talk to me. It was a lame pick up line too. I was waiting in line to get into an atheism service (im not atheist) but the line was long af and she asked if there was anyone who had trouble standing so they could take a seat and im like "i was fine standing up until you came around, now my knees feel a little weak" basically saying im falling for her right. And then she kinds smiled a bit and i went on to hanging with my friends and she actually wouldnt go away. So yeah.

Jacob @jacobl89 What an absolute alpha chad.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Please please hold ur applause

Jacob @jacobl89 Naw bro, any time I do IRL flirting I have to pre meditate. You just went right in. Like a fucking boss.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Well i have my moments, its usually on the spot tho and kinda corny. But i dont have those opportunities that often cuz typically i dont hang with single women.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 15, 21 at 12:29pm

The definition of a pro gamer move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YlWKVIOVoM

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ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123

Mar 15, 21 at 4:23am

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING BUT ONE MINUTE AGO ONLINE . I SMELL U

Jacob @jacobl89 I woke up and checked things out. Chill your mammary glands bro.

Jacob @jacobl89 Going back to bed if I am going to be abused like this.

Jacob @jacobl89 Night BAKA

frankie @hiretsunaotaku DOESN'T SOMEONE HAVE 4 EXAMS TODAY ???????

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 TWO EXAMS OVER TWO MORE WISH ME FUCKING LUCK THINK OF ME PRAISE ME PRAY FOR ME ALLAH U READING THIS BLOW MY HOUSE AS YES AND IGNORE AS NO

ｂａｎａｎａｍｉｌｋ @iloveminecraft123 and u nigga sleep . now

Jacob @jacobl89 Make me exam girl.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 15, 21 at 12:29am

Ok going to sleep for real now. It was awesome chatting with all these new friends today. Ttyl everyone.

Jacob @jacobl89

Mar 14, 21 at 11:23pm

Oh god, I am becoming addicted to bad punch lines and pick up lines. Send help, I actually think I am funny.