Lamby's moth mommy

FRANNY http://68.media.tumblr.com/74f23b986973003140ae6928273f05df/tumblr_n10cx1vgc11tnpntdo1_500.gif

Lmao I can't even....just....wow.... xD http://youtu.be/HeA2DhqibbE

Oi! Don't be on me like that! You're far better than me, you've got a girl to protect. She's the best thing you have. So don't you dare to die....not for me, but for her. I may not understand women as well as you do, but I at least know how it goes a little bit so that may help. ^^

Of course I do dammit, who do you think I am....I pleb without a taste?! >_< Now if you ever visit Russia....don't you dare drink this garbage: https://www.drinkupessex.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/smirnoff-original.jpg Have this one: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/af/b3/58/afb358c5ab935d5fdcaf2b573d1a1bb4.jpg Because that really represents our national drink. Not all that disgrace around the world. I'll even mail it to you. T_T

Well....pretty much everything I say is half joke-half truth. But.... Yo....you actually fully serious about that one, or are you just playing along? Because it does sound pretty darn convincing from somebody I've known for so long. >_>

Sure....you find it funny. But I'm actually dead serious here. I'm a Russian y'know, common sense doesn't apply to me. I shoot without a gun, cut without a knife. Fly jet planes underwater, and walk on the sky. Creators of reality are nothing but a shitstain on my military boots. http://i.imgur.com/7WZ4puJ.png