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horrormanga21

Lamby's moth mommy

31 year old Male
Taken
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Glasgow, United Kingdom
saberwing
Jun 12, 17 at 10:37am
Oi! Don't be on me like that! You're far better than me, you've got a girl to protect. She's the best thing you have. So don't you dare to die....not for me, but for her. I may not understand women as well as you do, but I at least know how it goes a little bit so that may help. ^^
saberwing
@saberwing C'mon dummy....like I'm gonna let you repeat my own mistakes on my watch. T_T
saberwing
Jun 12, 17 at 10:02am
Of course I do dammit, who do you think I am....I pleb without a taste?! >_< Now if you ever visit Russia....don't you dare drink this garbage: https://www.drinkupessex.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/smirnoff-original.jpg Have this one: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/af/b3/58/afb358c5ab935d5fdcaf2b573d1a1bb4.jpg Because that really represents our national drink. Not all that disgrace around the world. I'll even mail it to you. T_T
saberwing
Jun 12, 17 at 9:57am
Well....pretty much everything I say is half joke-half truth. But.... Yo....you actually fully serious about that one, or are you just playing along? Because it does sound pretty darn convincing from somebody I've known for so long. >_>
saberwing
Jun 12, 17 at 9:38am
Sure....you find it funny. But I'm actually dead serious here. I'm a Russian y'know, common sense doesn't apply to me. I shoot without a gun, cut without a knife. Fly jet planes underwater, and walk on the sky. Creators of reality are nothing but a shitstain on my military boots. http://i.imgur.com/7WZ4puJ.png
saberwing
Jun 12, 17 at 9:27am
Right....what am I playing at. I ain't no tsundere, I'm a yandere who even the KING OF HELL HIMSELF FEARS!!!! O_O Fate....you little piece of shit. Give me back my precious friends or will burn down the very timeline itself to the ground just to make the past a present. http://static.zerochan.net/Fujiwara.no.Mokou.full.441747.jpg So....to whoever controls the universe, don't fuck with me. It would be most unfortunate knife "accident" ever if you did otherwise. ^^ Be a nice doggy okay? *pat* *pat* Nighty night.... <3
saberwing
Jun 12, 17 at 8:19am
Pfft....you make it sound as if liked those idiots....gimme a break. http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/B+baka+shush+now+only+love+_552b41526f498373c5e40053ba5da563.jpg
elhaym
Jun 11, 17 at 2:48pm
boobies ♥ http://i.imgur.com/1TJawAF.gif
elhaym
Jun 11, 17 at 2:10pm
http://images.cgames.de/images/idgwpgsgp/bdb/1259115/1440x810.jpg
brasszombie
https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/s/common/uploaded_files/1460992224-9f1cd0ad22217aecf4507f9068e23ebb.gif
elhaym
Jun 11, 17 at 1:45pm
That's still a cute couple http://static.zerochan.net/Xenosaga.full.227118.jpg
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