Lamby's moth mommy

Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A. Thanks for coming.

Q: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? A: Kermit the frogs finger

Oh? Noticed that did you? Well yes, your beloved Queen is now mine. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/859/149/ceb.gif

I require all the supplies to do this, I suspect he will pull one hell of a fight. I liked one joke that I saw, very nice. ^^ I would recommend it but you will need a lot of fresh human blood to attach the best results but you will look radiant and young, always. http://www.relyonhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tew-gif-ruvik2.gif

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/69/42/b8/6942b8ceb257f0709d07ae88ea945018.jpg I am good, just been talking to my husbando and planning more and the best way to kidnap him, also taking lots of blood baths, good for the skin says Bathory.

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

What's white, smells, and can be found in panties? A. Clitty litter