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horrormanga21

Lamby's moth mommy

32 year old Male
Single
約10時間 ago
Glasgow, United Kingdom
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 10:38pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/69/42/b8/6942b8ceb257f0709d07ae88ea945018.jpg I am good, just been talking to my husbando and planning more and the best way to kidnap him, also taking lots of blood baths, good for the skin says Bathory.
horrormanga21
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
horrormanga21
What's white, smells, and can be found in panties? A. Clitty litter
lenny82
Not much just laying in bed talking to people. You?
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 10:16pm
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d83b72778dedc585c138864f6da9ba67/tumblr_nn64wf1Nui1tep4d5o1_500.gif Yes Fran?
horrormanga21
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off
horrormanga21
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.
horrormanga21
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
horrormanga21
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
horrormanga21
What did the penis say to the vagina? Don’t make me come in there!
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