Lamby's moth mommy

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don’t make me come in there!

Didn't know you were also a fan of this game: http://youtu.be/bBZH8xxCHro Doing it to some jackass on a full body scale is quite an effective way to protect your lady though. xD You've got my seal of approval. *thumbs up*

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

https://redactedrc.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/wpid-horriblesubs-shimoneta-01-720p-mkv_20150708_153014-265-jpg.jpeg Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

I'm doing ok thanks. I actually managed to sleep last night so feeling refreshed today. I'm about to put my kids to bed. What about you?