Holyfok

i mean sure i would go to japan ifi could but i wouldnt go to the event for rem XD i'd rather go sightseeing or like visit some shops while im there

so the news wants you to know of a new game where you can play with virtual girl boobies? >:u if i had the money to go i would go

WHAT IS THIS? there was a bunch of nudity on that page XD kinda has me wondering what you were doing on this page. but thats cool...im celebrating rem's birthday alone with rem she is my waifu and my waifu alone.

no no soraka and vayne were actual players lmao swain and ryze were the bots. i couldnt really get close to any of them to fight cuz you already know what ryze is like. then when he snares me i cant run from swain's snare so im pretty much chain cc'd before i can even reach them. (i was a melee champ) see vayne wasnt the problem i had warlords on lucian. so my life steal was allowing me to sustain. the thing is my support fed vayne. my jungler was horrible as well he couldnt give us good ganks (too busy dying to jungle) meanwhile enemy fiddle is camping my lane (WHY!!!? im already losing lane why camp me?) i try to shut down the vayne and was doing well until she ulted. i managed to ult her right before tumble and i got a decent 10 shots off before canceling and turning around to hit her with a q. im being silenced by soraka who just killed my retarded support pushing 2v1 in a bush. (instantly gets hit with a condemn) rather than ult when they are free to help me they stand there and die. (the whole fight started cuz they condemned the support i should add) back to the 2v1 vayne is almost dead so soraka ults. we are pretty much even when it comes to life at that point. i just die though there was no escaping it if i killed vayne i could have killed soraka too but it wasnt gonna happen.

the guy fed swain so he was impossible to kill i couldnt get close to him nor deal enough damage and soraka was no help either. so i got chain snared by ryze and swain each time yeah bro intermediate bots are no joke. they play like real players. there is no way you manage to get 5 S's playing like that. they must have been messing with me cuz i was adc against a vayne and soraka. ehhhh like i said i rather lose knowing we put up a fight rather than lose knowing people didnt even try. SEEEEE thats where you are wrong fake assess are a thing too lol haha suuuuure its not for them, its for her. lets be honest either way its for them...whether she wants it for them or dont the guys are gonna look at them. i personally dont care but jeez your boob size doesnt need to be bigger XD

should i uninstall? i did lose a bot game XD twisted treeline intermediate as some weak champ i forgot who but we had an afk and the other guy was a soraka vs swain, ryze, and someone else. omg i just remember i have seen it all. a mastery 7 leona who was SOOOOO bad dude like how the hell do you get mastery 7 being so bad. she literally fed all match long, didnt get one kill, turret dived and used ults on minions. idk if she was trolling or using her/his big brother's account but someone needs to just stop playing that game. i dont see why people cant accept the fact that their boobs are small there isnt anything wrong with that. i'd be more worried about your butt cuz people judge you more on that than boobs (cuz the majority of guys like butts, idk why)

invite them over and it turns out they were there to rob you or murder you lol sounds sketchy tbh. you dont just come out of no where asking for a 3-some unless something is up. no not just aram. im talking about stuff like bots and like rotating game modes which sorta count cuz some of them you get to choose your champ opposed to randomly selected champs. yeah i try to coach people but they dont listen. "poppy build magic resist" "teemo stop hiding in bush all game" "dude stop charging in there as karthus" most of the games i lose i guarantee it isnt my fault. even on games where i troll i dont do bad in kills and cs. is it really that hard to not be completely trash at the game? back when i played tank annie (first months of playing) i literally just built warmogs on annie and still did somewhat good

in summoners? i only play lucian, annie, darius, trundle, pantheon, malzahar, teemo, gnar. thats it. i have other champs im good with in other modes but im still figuring out how to introduce them to summoners. like fiddle, caitlyn, diana, poppy, alistar (they reworked him i was pretty decent with him before that), soraka. yeah dude i cant ignore it. when you have someone play teemo and just stand there in passive mode when your team fighting and just waiting for someone to pass by with low health i feel like throwing my laptop. just lost a game because of that. we were already down one guy cuz of afk, he just made it worse..carried as hard as i could but i cant 1v5 as irelia vs an all crit team. in anime its common but you dont realize how rare that is irl, especially in florida EVEN THE PETITE GIRLS have ridiculously large oppai. how does that work? i still like big ones dont get me wrong but like you know? idk about a 3-some though even if its just me and 2 other girls i think that might be weird XD

its hard not to rage when your losing over dumb stuff. like if its an all AP team why would you not build mr....especially as a tank. whats fun about a gray screen simulator? lol your pretty much dead for like minutes. i do have fun sometimes when its an even match then like one mistake costs us the game, that im not worried about. but when its several mistakes that pretty much led to an 11 min long match come on now. when im solo laning i have fun though i dont play just one champion though i switch it up because i get tired of playing the same old person. A-cups are where its at bro. i've sorta had the whole c-cup d-cup thing but i havent tried an A-cup so thats what im hoping for lol yeah i like petite too but i'll take anything really. you cant always get everything your way.