Cats&Anime

no no his sister clarified it XD she could have been joking but thats all the proof i need lol bet the only time he washes his hands is in the shower lmfao but i mean lets be honest im pretty sure alot of people dont wash their hands. im just the one that had to suffer TwT i dont drink from anyone, i dont share with anyone, if i leave a something somewhere and im not watching it i throw it away (cuz i mean people cant be trusted thats how the yandere get you. slipping a pill in your drink and pretending like everything is cool then this happens) https://pics.onsizzle.com/621116728957755392-Twitter.png i just so happened to eat the candy that was in his hand and got sick.

how do you get exercise from kicking a can? lol not unless your playing extreme kick the can where you gotta run and kick the can and not let it touch the floor and junk who has time for that anyway? "whats the worst that can happen?" im hunted down by a yandere stalker i dont know about and she kidnaps me and force me to make babies with her so she can start a family with me and i get stuck with her forever....wait lol you said the worst that can happen? XD thats more like the best thing that can happen jk jk. yeah he isnt a little kid he is like 17 but for all i know he probs could have been like rubbing up on some girl and ofc i know he doesnt wash his hands. the instant i put the candy in my mouth i realized that and it was already too late

kick the can.....you really are an old lady XD of all the things kick the can? what is this 1978. i can go to the mall and hit on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) which i wont do ever. but at least its something lol kick the can sounds boring as hell i might as well sit around and do nothing i waste less energy that way.

no im gonna play normal games lol just not ranked the season ends in a month so not that long it doesnt bother me tbh. i wish it was like that but like it was a seasonal job so like ofc they were gonna hire me to make up for how busy it was gonna get

nah i just came up with a strategy imma just stop playing (that way when the season ends i can get the bonus from my ranked level ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) then im gonna play over and over until i win some then it should shoot me out of elo hell. haha ofc i would catch is you made it too obvious "husbando #1 forever" "you remind me of him" you pretty much gave me all the pieces i needed to solve the puzzle and thats what i did. yeah i got lucky and got an interview at target and everything was good i got a second interview on the spot but i think what happened that led to me not getting the job was that since i was starting college that would mess with the schedule a bit and he needed someone who was available whenever

i swear the world hates me dude cuz i applied for like so many jobs and i never hear from them or they never call me for an interview then when i call them "we dont have a position" kfnfkfndj you literally said you were hiring a day ago TwT yet my siblings apply for jobs and get interviews all the time orz meanwhile im here like .-. whats going on? YOUR TRYING TO BE SLICK DONT LIE. your making it obvious so you can play it off and say "if i wanted to be slick you wouldnt be able to tell" whenever i catch on but im 3 steps ahead of you. i mean it is pretty hardcore and it takes some time to get used to...casual players are the reason why elo hell is a thing (its where you get put in a match with lower tier people in ranked games. which pretty much means if they play horribly they bring you down with them and the cycle repeats)

hahaha 12/0 is a pretty hard thing to get. people can say "no its not watch me get it easy" but its really hard im not gonna lie there are plenty of things that will prevent you from getting that. if your 12/0 your pretty much fed and that scares people cuz it pretty much means you do more damage than everyone else because your ahead of everyone else. by the time you hit 4/0 people will look to shut you down and they will team up on you. it can either lead to you killing them all (which feeds you more) or you dying and giving them more gold for killing you. there is also kill steals which happen all the time people sometimes dont care if you were attacking the person first they will come in last minute and take your kill. when you play tank champions like me it happens all the time cuz everyone else does more damage than you way faster. and since tanks initiate fights you pretty much blow all your spells peeling for other people to kill the guys anyway. i just so happened to get 12/0 and i lagged out and by the time i came back in the game my team already fed the enemy team so its me at 12/0 vs 3 people who can kill me. pffft you didnt say it but you implied it, it was implied you think your slick XD

i dont get it who is kevin? resemblance? cats pls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you low key called me husbando #1 you even threw in an "forever". well if i play a game long enough i can be like the best of the best tbh i once played last of us online 24/7 and was like one of the best players on there but then i stopped after a while and when i came back i got trashed. but i was garbage at league once upon a time but since i play it nonstop i've gotten to the point where im sort of better than 80% of the people i play against but im not pro level cuz i lack the skills the pro's have but its just tiny stuff where if i got better at it i could be amazing at the game. pretty much unless a guy is thrashing me every time i fighting him despite me finding different ways to beat him im bound to win the fight (unless ofc i let the cocky-ness get to my head and end up losing lmao) its happened before got 12 kills with 0 deaths then ended up dying 6 times cuz i got cocky

WAIT WAIT WAIT if i remind you of yoosung...and yoosung is husbando #1 he plays league and i play league and we both can go yandere what are you trying to tell me? jk jk yo i dont trash talk unless someone deserves it like lets say there is this guy who cant beat me and he calls me trash or something then i let the bombs drop on him or when someone pisses me off i target them all match long and pretty much let them know "hey im coming for you" then people call me bad when im doing waaay better than them. i have that cocky playstyle and i can pretty much back it up..if i do bad in one game and cant back it up there is always my match history which can prove im not bad at the game. pffft i have princess (my neighbors dog) she is always happy and energetic for some reason

FOR REAL like im a huge league of legends nerd like in months i have put in over 1000 hours i play it literally 24/7 (yeah i have no life XD) but they nag me about playing it and im like bish i dont nag you when you watch movies and junk its the same concept just a different thing so getting my own place is ideal cuuuuz i like being able to play you know? its a fun game where i get to trash talk people cuz im good at it B) yooo invite me to your party it can be me, you, amy, and all your 60+ year old friends