Cats&Anime

your a strong independent short woman who doesnt need any man to pick her up to reach stuff on the shelf lmao innocent flower yeah right, do you think about your mom with that mind? hmmmm all those pervy thought that come flying in your mind your mom would be ashamed jk jk i'll believe you XD

GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER lol i said the least lewdest way possible wow short people nowadays all of them are either pervs or just plain freaky. im willing to bet your both lmao part time perverted granny by day then full on stripper by night. imma hide the stool lol come on now im smarter than that XD matter of fact imma put that on the shelf too you better ask someone to get it for you or like pick you up so you can get it

explode for me then <3 (in the least lewdest way possible) im not gonna give him the satisfaction of making me laugh he is an idiot >.> he was talking about bunions idek why but he sat there saying that over and over and im like dude leave pls your annoying...but he keeps doing it knowing i will eventually laugh. yo imma just come up behind you while your in a crowd of people and just pat your head and disappear, then im gonna take your belvita and place it on the highest shelf in that book store

they are all annoying but he is the most annoying -.- like he would sit there for 5 mins repeating something trying to get me to laugh and i would tell him he isnt funny and he would keep going anyway. yeah ofc im the lamest of them all buuuuut thats what the cuties are here for lol so i can head pat them all the time and feel better about myself :")

ofc ofc its no laughing matter buuuuuut its cute asf super cute 5'5 and under is where things get hella cute above that is meh O3O anyone above 5'5 is lame imo. yo i can still beat his @ss being taller doesnt matter to me he likes to be annoying for god knows what reason

your short XD you cant reach books on the shelves and you need a chair to get stuff in the cabinets lol sounds like short people problems. why would you wish that on me >:( he already messes with me if he gets taller then it will be worse he will remind me everyday about how taller he is than me. there is nothing wrong with being short though short is cute. why do you think babies are so cute? cuz they are tiny. so the shorter you are, the cuter you are.

ayyyyy i almost forgot you were a shortie i can do this all the time https://33.media.tumblr.com/cb4da84b16d8e189c5b7a61632a54953/tumblr_nrcwmt2SNG1r4vymlo1_400.gif >:3 i'll get the book for you shortie all you have to do is ask lmao but yeah it probs was embarrassing but i mean hey its not like it was sitting out in plain sight right? cuz then that only makes it worse lmao my mom ask me and my brother to get the stuff on the shelves cuz we are the tallest in the house my brother claims "he is blowing past me" and soon i will be the shortest out of the 3 but im hoping thats not true orz oldest brother who is the skinniest and the shortest what kind of reality is this?

where is the shame in shaking what your god given gift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) im not ashamed of it, infact i embrace it 100% its a lesson my sensei taught me and he will soon teach you young grasshopper. then the guys will throw billions of dollars at you and look at their account balance and see zero then remember that night and go "worth"

bish pls i make it known to everyone i strip on a daily. if i see someone on the street i grab them like this https://hugelolcdn.com/i/285043.gif then i give them a quick lap dance and twerk all over them http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/35/67/f9ad86b46cd6debb8079ec7a94743385.gif and the experience was so amazing they forget everything https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6gE3J4vUqjAQY0Te/200_s.gif thats how its done...and i've learn from the best which is this same guy you made fun of http://olivethepeople.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/crazy-guy-o.gif bruh sorry man everyone from the teletubbies to clifford the big red dog is illuminati

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2015/05/05/1227335/960191-31caee52-f299-11e4-9134-cf9443e7fd03.jpg did you see that? here is a picture of the new wiggles perched up in a pose resembling that of a goat demon. in the back ground seems to be a park, children play in parks....meaning they are after the young childrens souls making the wiggles illuminatti confirmed. yep T-pain is a hardcore illuminatti member the auto tune is actually just the voice of his inner demon speaking over his normal voice. cuz everyone knows auto tune is a myth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) does arent skills this is skill https://images.sobadsogood.com/the-dancing-stripper-robots-of-the-future-are-here-now/1.jpg get on their level they make sure to keep eye contact with the people throwing the big bucks so that they know this dance is just for them. its a once in a lifetime strip.