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Triscuit @bob_loblaw lyutenitsa looks like buffalo wings in heavy sauce. As long as they're not super hot, I'd eat. The yogurt looks THICK. I'd eat. Pleez make.

lilithotaku @lilithotaku I have never had buffalo wings in whatever, but it is mix of peppers and tomatoes and some other stuff~ we make it mostly for the winter, when there aren't nice tomatoes to be sold and we put it in jars. And the yogurt is my speciality~ it becomes so yummy with sugar in it. Will make!

Triscuit @bob_loblaw You poor thing, you've never had buffalo wings?? Meaning you've never been to a Buffalo WIld Wings restaraunt!?

lilithotaku @lilithotaku No! I demand you to take me! ....even though there aren't vegetarian stuff there for sure.

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Step 1. Cross the ocean Step 2. Everything else will happen

lilithotaku @lilithotaku What do you mean by everything else o.o

Triscuit @bob_loblaw ...lewdness, debauchery, and various other things we'd both regret (¬‿¬)

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Looks like sausage. I like sausage. I'd eat. Pleez make.

lilithotaku @lilithotaku It is kinda like a sausage. Bulgarian skara is a must- try for meat eaters. It smells so good..even to me.

Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'm a carnivore. I like stuffing all that fragrant meat in my mouth!

lilithotaku @lilithotaku *eating a salad* huh? what were u sayin?

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Yeah yeah you're a herbivore. Just keep in mind that carnivores EAT herbivores! I'm like a mighty lion, the ultimate hunter!

lilithotaku @lilithotaku You can't touch me! Im a gazelle >.> I shall eat yo grass untill u fall into a hole

Triscuit @bob_loblaw The circle of life: Lion > gazelle > grass < herbivore < carnivore = me > you

lilithotaku @lilithotaku Gazelle> yo grass > carnivores

Triscuit @bob_loblaw The musaka looks like a fancy lasagna, and the banista is screaming "pour some caramal over me!" I'd eat both. Pleez make.

lilithotaku @lilithotaku Musaka is a potato-based dish with meat in it. I miss it. I used to love it when i was a child~ Did you mean caramel? BECAUSE HELL NO, AWAY FROM THE BANITSA

Triscuit @bob_loblaw But that banitsa looks like a danish, except without the stuff that makes a danish extra special, such as frosting, and/or creamcheese, and/or caramel.

Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'm totally ok with listening to your requests. After all, many of my numerous male parts have already made contact with various parts of your bed... ≧◡≦

Triscuit @bob_loblaw YESSSSSS show me no mercy!! Kick my ass!!! Beat me!!!! PUT ON HEELS AND STOMP ON MY CROT-... ahem... *fixes necktie* Well, errr, that is to say, ummm, oh my is it getting hot in here it's getting hot in here what's that a door? *leaves*

lilithotaku @lilithotaku Well, if you insist so much~ ouo

lilithotaku @lilithotaku Looks like i have been wrong all along! You are a masochist, this marriage is gonna work out!

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Well of course I am! Why do you think I like girls in heels?? And it's about time you submit to me... I mean accept marriage! (ΘεΘ) Looks like I have some big news to tell my parents at Christmas...

lilithotaku @lilithotaku Smh, its an arranged one, dont think i accept it or smth >.> <.< I want a cake on Christmas!

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Well, Daenerys doesn't accept it at first, but then... ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘

Triscuit @bob_loblaw By saying "cake" I hope you mean "cheesecake," which is faaaar superior to plain, normal, boring cake. Fact.

lilithotaku @lilithotaku Keep hoping c:<

lilithotaku @lilithotaku And i mean cakey cake with cake

lilithotaku @lilithotaku The chocolate one~

lilithotaku @lilithotaku OR I COULD MAKE MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PUMPKIN BANITSA *.*

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Idk what that is, but I command you to make some for me! *points to kitchen*

lilithotaku @lilithotaku *triggered* REEEE SEXIST REEEEEE AM I YOUR COOK OR SMTH REEE ARE YOU SAYING WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN REEEE, CHILDREN, EAT HIM!

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way! Now get back in there *pats butt*

lilithotaku @lilithotaku *bites hand* SAY YOU ARE SORRY AGAIN REEE

Triscuit @bob_loblaw I LIKE PAIN IT GIVES ME LIFE

Triscuit @bob_loblaw ...i really don't tho... and i actually have a very, very, very low threshold of pain... >_>

lilithotaku @lilithotaku *continues biting* I am waitinnngggg

Triscuit @bob_loblaw I hope you realize I didn't apologize just so you keep biting me...

Triscuit @bob_loblaw ...and then she later fell in love!

Triscuit @bob_loblaw After being forced into it... but still... >_>

lilithotaku @lilithotaku ...... which isn't gonna happen!

Triscuit @bob_loblaw Uhhhh... you saw that thread, right? I don't make the rules. I just reap the rewards.