Confessions

Alright, I confess! I held this secret in fir years. It was not me that ate the dough boy from those years old chocolate chip cookie commercials; it was the cookie monster! He threatened me, with some weird logic of how I would never be able to eat a cookie again and my shit will forever smell of freshly made cookies, only to mind fuck me because that is my crap man, I am not gonna eat that. After what I heard of what happened to the ginger bread man, I had to confess. We must take down the cookie monster.

I confess, twas last night I had the most sinister of dreams. It began well enough, JK Rowling gave me an ultimatum, seduce and sleep with a particular brunette or else. And so i did and it was actually a very exciting dream up until I met up with JK again. She told me there was one more girl for me to woo but it turned out to be the previous girl's older sister. And thus I failed at my task and JK was poised to dish out the punishment. And so she released velociraptors across the entire world and I spent the remainder of my dream firing cables from mountain to mountain and shimmying across gaps and cliffs trying to avoid the onslaught. I woke up soon to an alarm clock and had quite the chuckle as I realised... I had just dreamed about the veloci-rapture. and I was immedietly reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbo8SNTNsQQ

All these anti-left comments are really starting to piss me off... Shit posting, trolling, or serious, my patience is starting to wear out. Taking a break from here for a bit. Have enough to deal with.

Man, its been so long since I last left. Then I saw this pic and I decided to come back. https://media1.tenor.com/images/cbeb1979c9bca15ed1122e961cea136f/tenor.gif?itemid=5674432

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