Confessions

Im fingering myself rn

This one time i spent the night at my cousin's and he went out. When he came back however, i was fake sleeping at the time and he brought home a girl. They then began doing stuff and i really didnt want to be a c*ckblock and i was just there in embarrassment and guilt witnessing the sounds they made and....oh god the horror i went through that night...

Honestly that was his fault, you dont bring someone over to sleep with when ur sharing the room. Plus if you are, gotta let them know beforehand. I had a roommate who said i cockblocked him cuz he would always bring this girl over and i would be in the room. I used to get uncomfortable and leave alot. Blamed me for him not getting any and like a week later she ends up with my friend XD