Confessions

i confess when i give my roomys cat a treat, i say "hentai" so if anyone ever says hentai she'll get really excited

My dog gets really excited when you say "poop!" and thinks that means "let's go outside!". He also knows sit in Japanese, he's such a smart boy.

He knows sit in Japanese? To him, all human speech might as well be Japanese. Still, smarter than my kitten that keeps climbing on things, pushing shit off and breaking them right in front of me. She doesn't stop, no matter what and will just start doing what ever destructive thing she was doing, even after you get her away from wherever she was. Only keeping the kitten because it keeps our older cat company while we're gone and for whatever reason, the older, better behaving cat likes the destructive little ass hole (Kiten's name is Lah Lah aka little ass hole little was hole...)