Last one to post here wins

a dick is HARDER to BEAT *badum ching*

But pussy is easier to eat (no idea anymore, lol)

lets just agree by laughing at this this would suck so hard http://favim.com/orig/201107/09/fml-gryffindor-harry-potter-hogwarts-hufflepuff-letter-Favim.com-98944.jpg

Rarity watch Spike hungrily, scanning her eyes up and down his short shout frame. She had noticed something had changed about Spike. He no longer seemed like a child dragon, but instead he had more of a masculine aura of him. Even as he read the comic upside down, she still couldn't tear her eyes away. Just the very movement of him flipping a page caused her body to quiver. She needed him. She had to have him..... Moistening her lips she tore her eyes away from her prey long enough to check out the next best thing; herself. Hair properly curled? Check. Fur neat and straight? Check. Make up on fleek? She puckered her plump lips, admiring her own perfecting. How could any male say no to that face? Feeling satisfied, she turned to clop over to Spike when she had felt something strange. Some invisible force was handing her down. Her heart raced and beads of sweat dripped down her cheek, riding down her neck and landing between her cleavage. and now im bored

I'm too lazy to fanfic at work right now. (And this keyboard sucks) I'm just going to keep shopping around craigslist for a sports car to buy with my tax check. Something I can turbo later.

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/39/19/52/akihabara.jpg theres a japanese term for extreme decals but i cant remember xD

I made a thread not long ago: http://maiotaku.com/topics/32682