Last one to post here wins

That I do not doubt.

Who's that? I'd look it up myself but my phone sadly can't reverse image search

Nevermind, I found it. No thanks to you.

I was driving, fool!

I see

You know what they say, "Don't sext and drive."

Nice to learn you fap to our conversations

Haha! The only thing fapping here is your mouth.

What's the point of getting aroused by sexting if you aren't gonna finish?

That sentence...