Last one to post here wins

I deal cocaine but I don't do any. https://safebooru.org//images/2757/9bc5bb67160ad73427d7bc89c9d11918eff07b05.png?2871411

While we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability, interest rates, growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on... fuck off.

Right, OK, that's it, turn the music down. You can stop smoking your drugs, I'm making tea and toast for Ghost, I'm putting on Radio 4, everything's normal. I'm not really high on drugs so you can stop talking your nonsense on my time.

i'm gonna be tht dude dying at 43 with rotten teeth, ur miracle consumer capitalism has failed me. and the main reason i have these rotten teeth is none other than the result of cheap unhealthy foods which are the result of capitalism. i dunno whatcha talkin about mate

there is no bond.. you're not a bad person but im afraid to say you are a moron. now pull your socks up and get your shoes on. Come on, all of you.

OK, sure. If you want. Say it's a mistrial, go crying to Daddy. But look, maybe I didn't play by the rules this time. Maybe I am a bit of a maverick, but I think I've got this case pretty much solved. And, yes, I can apologise for how I've done that, but I could never apologise for telling the truth. And the truth is that this woman is evil!

Puta,I dealed cocaine to you this morning. You're definitely high. https://safebooru.org//images/2754/3468ff7b50d34c099d7d9b81e802b7a2ce3c01ae.png?2868670