Last one to post here wins

i was got iss for my shoe going ninja and hitting my coach in the face. i warned him my feet were too boss to play soccer

Takes me back to my school days. I've seen things man. http://orig08.deviantart.net/7672/f/2012/305/a/0/a03cdf65767553c4faa32f52f2de22f0-d5jnro4.jpg

how do you politely tell someone that they gross you out. because my friend at school does this a lot by shoving food in her mouth as soon as she sits down, like angrily chews, and she does it with her mouth open and very loudly while chunks fly my direction...

Everyone who has posted in this thread is wonderful in their own way. I wish you all great success in your future endeavors. Also, don't talk to me. I don't want to get infected by your weeb filth.

@donnie: "Also, don't talk to me. I don't want to get infected by your weeb filth." Hehe, it may be too late already. @Impalpable Panda: You could maybe ask like: "Are you chewing with your mouth open?". Alternatively you could try to defuse it in a joking manner for example: "Am I hallucinating or did a fly go into your mouth just then?". People get offended/ashamed over this though so expect some reaction. https://38.media.tumblr.com/57c9dc273371b1a2334add8f913e4d05/tumblr_nth8kf5kT51twyezqo1_r1_500.gif

The idea is to not be too direct with people. Always place a little giggle in your sentences when you tell someone something that puts you off but don't make them think you are telling them off. You get my drift? XD

okay thanks I'll try http://pa1.narvii.com/5688/f8fc8b7b52fea83ae80a0d5314c396eb3376848b_hq.gif