Last one to post here wins

So if everyone was the last person to post at some arbitrary point in time, does that mean that everyone is technically the winner? If you consider the possibility of world lines, everyone must have won in one world line or another given the infinite number of possibilities based on the infinite number of factors in an infinite number of worlds that occupy spacetime. But if everyone wins, doesn't that contradict the very title of the thread which states "Last 'ONE' to post here wins"? Is there perhaps a constraint on which world line you must exist in for one to be considered "the" winner? Or is the thread title perhaps deceiving us and we all became winners the moment we posted because we were all technically the last person to post at a given point of time in our current world line, thereby semantically meeting the requirement of being the last one?

You pretty much just tied with yourself, I'd assume. Thinking of it like rock paper scissor. Rock is fail, Paper is succeed, but you both ended up scissoring each other

Why would you try to fail? What is the purpose of that? I suppose that if your goal was to do something very badly and you do end up doing it badly, then you have accomplished your goal. Isn't that success? It's like what came first? Chicken or the egg?