Last one to post here wins

How do I defeat such a powerful and diverse team, Illusive? Two genies, Captain Planet, A blue hedgehog, and a fat egg with a moustache, I mean, come on.

Some magical people looking for skinship, an egg, and a raving humanist oh...and there's a sam, can't forget about the sam

Sonic?...Ohohohohoho!!! Not bad blue man not bad at all! How did you do that?

I will tell you how accept the power given to you I will give you the power of the reapers and you will be able to control all of these other beings. The only thing I ask is that you accept me as the leader of this so that I may see my plan come to terms that humanity lives on forever think of your father sam what would he want you know the answer.

I used magic my friend tell you what I will seal sonic in a ball just for you eggman and you can do whatever you want with him. Have fun sonic with eggman bye bye.