Whats the most random thing ever happened to you

The most random thing....? *rubs hands together* Well, it was back in 2001 and I was going to the supermarket near me. Now normally I will take a right then a left to get there but this time I thought I would try a left then a right instead. Next thing I know Im in India selling chickens and toilet paper to passers-by to try and raise enough money to get home. In theory it should have only taken about 7 weeks but since Indian food doesnt settle very well with me, I had to spend a third of my money on extra toilet paper (since I was using more than I was selling) which meant I had to spend an extra 9 months there. Thats not to mention the various skirmishes I had with Vimanas. Its not easy fighting them from the ground. Eventually, I captured one by throwing David Schwimmer at one then using it to fly into space to fight the mothership. after I did this and saved the world, I re-entered the atmosphere and attempted to land but flew through a flock of wild Gary Buseys and crashed in Atlantis (which is actually in San Francisco). From there it was a simple canoe trip round several oceans to get home. No-one even noticed I was gone since everyone had fallen asleep watching reruns of Fraiser....

Rudolph hit my mom's car haha but seriously a deer ran into the road plopped side into her car rolled over the top and hit the ground running haha i was not there at the time, but i wish i was haha

I saw some random dude selling rocks who was homeless and one person insulted him he then said why you little whippersnapper i will teach you and threw some rocks at the person and hit him with one big one knocking him out pretty much the cops were called and the cops showed up the guy was not going to go down easily he picked up some more of his rocks and tryed to throw them at them all the time they were like what the hell he managed to break a window with one of them from a nearby vehicle

I was cosplaying as Inuyasha at Sakura Con and a girl that weighed maybe 100lbs at most dressed as Evee of all things tackled glomped me so hard I thought she might have broken one of my ribs. She posed for pic with me and she said she loved the cosplay ears I made that they were cute. So gave her a pink pair I had made as atatest she was so ecstatic. Still one of the most random and surprising things to happen to me.

The most random thing to happen to me was when she said to me and my sister she can't wait for us to leave the house and go to college so that her and my dad can walk around the house naked all they wanted (Groooooooooossssss.....XP)