I am bored

You did nothing my friend. You were only going to become one of the chosen few to be visited by kittens tonite lol. All in good fun. But I think they weren't on board with it and didn't say anything in the end. But that's that.

Oh bugger... well thank 'insert deity' for that then! Im allergic to cats..... I think they werent on board because of their secret love for me.... *sigh* Its such a burden to be loved by so many.....

Don't worry mate most otaku girls aren't that bold. You think since this is the internet they enjoy role playing more. Lol Hang in there must solder on right.

Thats because theyre all bloody tsundere.... as if thats what guys really want....hmmph.... You would think girls would enjoy roleplaying, but it seems when push comes to shove they just cant handle it! Or they just cant handle me, which is just as understandable I suppose! Im a lot of man to take all at once, put that in any context you wish! ;)

Aye more than I needed to know lol. Actually I think they are mostly shy which is okay.

You dirty minded heathen....thats not where I was going with that at all! In fact, my grandma had to explain that one to me....pfft, some people.... Im so shy I looped back round to being this obnoxious personality that everyones in love with! I wish I could be him....

I actually think that most of us have watched to much anime! Leading to us believing we will take some crazy adventure, finding the love off our life on the adventure. Then kicking some ass on the adventure. Seperte from the love of your life. Adventure, Adventure, adventure. Love is kidnapped or in danger. Adventure to find her. Kill or beat up the bad guy. Win girls heart forever. Well that is the way I see girls thinking about it.

You clearly havent led my life then sir! At 4 years old it was said that I was to be wed one day to the heiress of a very rich family. At 12 years old, I was sent to a training facility where I was to become the person that was to marry my future bride. This involved all kinds of punishment and torture; all before I was even trained the basics on etiquette and performing my duties as a husband. Months on end would pass where I was beaten daily, all with just enough intensity that it would bruise but not permanently damage nor scar me. 6 years it took before I was deemed worthy enough just to be in the presence of my future wife. Another 3 years of being sent into the wild to confront any fears I had and to learn to fend for myself took plenty of a toll on me. However this was all to be expected as I gained the maturity and the skills to be the sort of husband I was destined to be. 3 days before my wedding, my fiancee was kidnapped by an evil conglomerate. Putting my many years of experience to good use, I spent the next 2 days putting into motion a solo plan to rescue her. It was nightfall on the 2nd night when I reached where she was being held and luckily there werent too many guards around. I managed to sneak up to the balcony outside the room she was being held undetected and when her guards left the room, I snuck inside and freed her. At this point, she didnt want to go out the same way I came in and I was all 'bitch quit your whining, were supposed to be getting married tomorrow'. Since no-one had spoke to her like that before she fell in love with me all over again, but just before we escaped, the head kidnapper, some guy called Gavin, came into the room and confronted us both.

He challenged me to a duel for the right to escape, which I dutifully agreed to, as I pulled my hidden gun out of its holster and shot him while he was drawing his sword..... I mean come on, did he never watch Indiana Jones...? Anyway, after this, we made a quick getaway over the balcony since we figured the gunshot was probably heard by at least one person, or a gerbil ,we werent really sure at this point. Id just killed a man. That hadnt happened to me before so I had other things on my mind..... So we managed to get through the fence and out into the jungle of wherever the hell we were and back to the church in time for the wedding, all clean and dressed up as you would expect from a wedding. It all happened very Dark Knight Rises style, where one minute were in place A, then the next minute were in place B, as if no time had passed.... So then we got married and lived happily ever after..... Until that bitch left me for a ghost that took up residence in our house! Kicked me right out she did. Cant say I wasnt disappointed. She was from a rich family and they managed to get through the divorce without having to pay me a penny....bastards..... Thats what brings me here to this site, where I have to fend off hordes of women all vying for my attention, all wanting a piece of the legend that is The SimonSan. But this is where our story ends for now everyone. The chapters so far illustrate our heroes story to date. Its now upto you to decide his fate! He's really hoping for a good one! :)