The last person

The last person to comment on this thread wins a free internet! GO!! EDIT Actual rule to the game is on page 7! Only one of us is telling the truth and I say the one below me is a liar! I mean, come on. Who looks more trustworthy? Actually, never mind that. Im older and wiser, Im British (which for some reason people seem to like) and I dont resort to using homophobic language to my fellow competitors! Look at it! Its terrible is what it is! Let me tell you a story about this kind of behaviour! Back in the summer of 2003 a hedgehog named Wilfred was calling everyone gay all the time; gay this, gay that and people mostly ignored him. Eventually it got to a point where a Field Mouse, a Sparrow and 2 Grasshoppers beat the shit out of him round the back of a local Tesco's for his intolerance. 5 months later after some serious soul searching, Wilfred finally confessed that his Homophobia was because of his inability to accept his own homosexuality and finally came out of the closet. He was a much nicer person after this. See kids, the more you bash peoples sexuality, the more others see it as a cry for help regarding your own sexuality. Now who do you believe more? ;p

Lmao oh a free interwebz? Seriously.

For reals! But you have to be the last commenter to win! Good luck!