Make it nasty

Merp okay this honestly is random chatter sooo bare with me!!! Name something rather private or embarrasing. Chibi's examples: I sleep with two stuffy animals named Lumin and Meemo I am REALLY mean sometimes it's terrible. I'll spit on you if you look at me wrong. They don't have to be took personal. No one wants to know you shit the floor when you were 13 or that gay experience at camp. 

Plenty of times I will accidentally lock people out of the house. I will walk by a person sometimes not even noticing them, sit down thinking I'm completely alone, and when they finally make a noise I'll be shocked. I sing to my cat when it seems like he's depressed. Back at my other school, it was windy one day and my uniform skirt flew up and everyone saw. T_T

hmm.. heh.. during coitus I would sometimes draw on my partners body with a sharpie and not tell them....lol.. occasionally it would be something embarrassing like a mini cock or a pair of boobs in the small of my partners back. Man I would catch hell the next day tho.. *chuckles*

How nasty do you want us to make it? Cause keeping it "clean" I was always a fan of playing video games while having sex. Though neither of us could pry our focus away from the video game to actually get anything else done. So it usually ended up with us naked and her sitting on my lap playing smash bros.