How to get girls to reply to you?

Never quite happened to me, in fact, I'm usually the one who doesn't text back. But my advice? Try to breathe some life into it with a touch of emotion. Don't just say "Hi". Personally, I ignore all those messages. LOL pisses me off a smidge.

Here's what ya do, kids. Step one, online, read the profile. Like, honestly read it. Step two, honestly reply with an interest that involves information from said profile. Make sure it's something YOU SHOW INTEREST IN. People in general, men and women, like when you show interest in THEM. Honest interest and not like a fly towards shit. Step three? Wait and if there's no reply? Move on. They owe you nothing for your efforts. Simple. The main thing is, showing a genuine interest to get to know them beyond the superficial and not being desperate or needy. Selfishness is easily sniffed out, even through text.

Easy all you need to do is get out you ink and quill and write a letter upon some parchment. Begin your letter with something simple such as "Dear (insert name), I hope this letter reaches you riding upon a gentle breeze on a beautiful summer day." Then ask a simple how are you doing and some other simple things like how are your family or how are you doing with your interests. Keep it simple and don't be creepy or anything. Once your letter is finished find your prettiest and strongest carrier bird and send the letter with a small trinket so as to not overload the bird, showing you are interested in her and you care about the well-being of other things too. Super simple.

When you soak them with "Hi" and "Hey," but for some reason they don't reply to that rizz, then follow up with "Did you see my messages?" Also, when a girl (or anyone really) says anything at all, make sure to hit them with your know-it-all brilliance (guaranteed everyone will think ur super smart), utilizing this key segue: https://i.imgur.com/3KfgWQw.jpeg Additional tactics: -Tell them what you're eating for lunch -Reek of desperation -Be a narcissist (especially when you have nothing to be a narcissist for) -Show them your loli pic collection -Always play the "Nice Guy" card -Provide the bare minimum while thinking it's one of your best traits

@bob_loblaw Don't forget. Anytime you notice them getting attention from other guys, you need to go "REEEEEEEE!" and make it their fault somehow.