Political rants

Aaaand cap limit. I keep forgetting MO has one. FML. You know what, I'm not even a real socialist, I'm tired of having to explain it properly, and I'm fucking lazy. I'll do it tomorrow. What's the next topic? Minimum wage? Big Bird? That's more fun, let's go with that.

What I don't understand about socialists is that they do not trust the government when somebody like Donald Trump is president. Yet they want the government to run things top down. They didn't ask the golden question, what if they end up with a leader they don't like? For example there was Romanian President Traian Bacescu who approved the use of public funds for his campaign. Then he announced that all government sector jobs will be getting a massive cut to wages. Romania has something like 60% of jobs being under the government. Both these measures were legal under the Romanian government. Yet socialists want a government to have the power to do this? Sorry to break the news to them, but they won't be the ones running the show.

Not my fault it is a bad idea. If we are electing Sesame St characters, Big Bird is the last one I would want in office. He is all talk and no action, always trying to appeal to emotion. Grover on the other hand, he actually has been reliably employed. The Count has proven to be good with mathematics and money. He has been able to keep his estate for nearly 2 million years. I'd give my vote to either one of those two.

My vote goes to the cookie monster because I want to see a crazed, unhinged, addict run this country into the ground to get the one thing he desires above all else.

Never thought I'd see this thread go to sesame st. https://c.tenor.com/GpVrlLpkBEsAAAAC/haha-anime.gif

@mrkingofspades He might sign a bill that grants emergency powers to have all industrial capacity to the production of cookies. Meaning it would be wise to invest in Nabisco at that time.

I was thinking treasurer for Count, but how do we keep this guy out of scandals? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM