Floran's Manly Dropoff

I wonder what happened. My pinterest feed is 50% compromised of rather compromising Meowscarada pictures. I could say I don't know why, but I dunno who'd believe that!

Doesn't Pikachu and Eevee have forms with a Santa hat? Slap a Santa hat on a Meowscarada and that will be my partner. Oh, and just to piss off other Meowscarada users, it won't have Flower Trick.

I'm scared for Dragon Age. No, not of the wait for Da4, but that Varrics actor was laid off. Can it? I mean, can it be the same? I feel like Varric is the Dragon Age staple that's kept up us going through these years of waiting. How changed will he be? Whoever the new guy is, he's no Brian Bloom....

I feel like shit. No words can describe the pain I feel. So, you recall the storied shiny Skuntank I was supposed to save my master ball for, which failed to happen. Get this. I found one. A shiny Skuntank. I should have known that if something can go wrong, it sure as hell will. It uses Memento and kills itself. I could hunt another, but I just spent an entire hour with no luck.

I have a FOOL PROOF plan. I'm gonna use Auck with Taunt. (Golduck, you can laugh now. Laugh, goddammit!) Gonna make sure it can't use Explosion or Memento. It's just gonna sit there in frustration until it just gives up on its life and family in the wild and stays in the ball.