Floran's Manly Dropoff

No one: ... Curly having more trouble with rice than most people have with a bad marriage: First I spilled it all over the counter while putting it into a bowl, then accidentally poured a whole 5th of a bottle of szechuan on it. How am I gonna survive an apocalypse if I can't survive rice?

Worse than that.... I actually proceeded to eat it. And no I didn't enjoy it, it felt like I was just eating solidified szechuan sauce. It was terrible. How did I manage to spill so much rice? Then continue to put way to much sauce on it? Answers God! This is not acceptable to do to a Frenchman

"But Curly, they work." Very much so, and efficiently, but guns are cowardly, unskillful and dishonorable. Dying from a skilled warrior's blade is a good death. "But Curly, why are you okay with bows and crossbows? Not crossbows. Bows, yeah. Bows are better, no competition to it. But it can take years to truly get good with it. Any idiot who can point can do damage with a gun or crossbow