Floran's Manly Dropoff

Holy moly, and I thought I was a yapper. Who tf gave the wirebacks the keyboard? Just look at all those clankers below this.

Excuse me, but wtf happened? Wtf happened while I was gone? I am terrified. What reason would anything in the world, human or clanker have to send me THAT MANY FUCKING MESSAGES HOLY SHMOLY