The next user posting here...

Correct although I don't do it as much anymore. The next user has a guilty pleasure anime that they don't talk about.

Correct. The next user cannot prove that they are not John Cena.

Incorrect, such bulk, such manliness, would only be my dream to relate. Next user has at least one candle or wax meter in every room, nook, and cranny of their home

Quite often I do given how restless I am in my sleep. Next user much prefers savory over sweet things.

Correct. Everyone knows that manga is a better form of entertainment than anime 90% of the time. The following user has two split personalities. The first one is a trump supporter, and the other personality is a socialist who thinks everything is political. And he fights amongst himself too often.

No way would I ever support trump. Then again I'm not really a socialist either. Sooo wrong. The next user does glute exercises every night before bed to sculpt a perfect booty