Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

1886. Time to show us your massive dong Panda. Put the others in there rightful place. Show dominance!

1887. i wanna bust a nut all over panda's silly face

1888. Panda 8 inch confirmed, his wife sent me a pic

@1888 if you somehow managed to get her to show you, at that point you've earned it. Idk what kind of magic you would have needed for that one

They now have it framed and hanging up in their panda shrine.

1889. Pandas dong is cool and all but who has the tightest coochie is the real question.

1889 You'll never know what that'd even feel like. So, why even bother asking? Also, it's not the same comparison since that's meant to fit almost a watermelon out of while your peen could be used to stitch my pants.

@1889 be like https://youtu.be/YRZOc8XnERo?feature=shared

1890. boring

1891. Panda is a black man