Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

What if Panda got secretly enlisted into some experiment for the military and after receiving a "vaccination", his boodie developed a higher intelligence and sentience. When Panda is asleep at night his boodie gets on MO and trolls him. https://media.tenor.com/tvFWFDXRrmMAAAAd/blow-mind-mind-blown.gif Even if it's stupid, I say we all agree that's the truth of this situation.

Actually any butt that i do have, in a way was due to the military. I was very skinny prior to joining and needed to gain weight rapidly. Im talking like 10 lbs per week.

1648. Yaashat really needs a good old fashion bright Noa slap. Turns boys into man.

1649. People its yaasshat he trying to divert attention from him when people die murder mysteries it always the guy who speaks loudest

1650. "Me and my BFFs incels leaving the MO cave https://youtu.be/HwVh8pmOot4 "

1651. "Oh silly ghost to think i am part of the MO crowd my madness goes beyond just that.. BOYS ITS TIMES FOR A SONG Careful the fronts seats are a splash zone ;) Oh BTW puppet is panda and The cricket is yaashit https://youtu.be/UHJEoCrK56o Soon mommy will be calling me daddy " Note: I changed the emote to text format. It was a wink emote. Fyi, MO cannot do emotes so they won't post. I change them to a text equivalent and make a note.

1652. Whoever is saying the stuff about Panda and Yass, your mom a hoe UwU

1653. I feel like snakes whole personality is based around him simping the living shit out of a girl so she could date him and then talking about it and nothing else. Does he have anything going for him besides that?