Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

1277. I once ate all of the lutefisk at the church, threw away it's receptacle to hide my sins. Everyone thought someone committed a hate crime against the new priest at our church, I was in the bathroom at the time shitting my guts out. It smelled so bad that someone lit a match and left the matchbook because the smell was so horrible it couldn't be cleansed from the room. I lit the match is and tried to get the scent out, somebody was coming so I jumped out the window. And all of a sudden someone thinks the arson of the church which was recently declared, was by the same hateful individual who didn't like a female priest.

Note: I'm not going to specifically tag the admin for you. If you want to contact him do it by the proper channels. He's busy enough already.

1280. I remember once I was ashamed of peeing in one of my dresses my mother bought for me, and to hide it I shoved the dress under my bed and let it dry. I wore it again. Not knowing that it smelled like pee. Worst Easter ever

1281. im not a huge fan of that dagger guy. he seems fine but something about his past makes me not want to trust him...